Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Random Table: What the Prostitute Knows

A random table of pillow talk rumors. 1d20 rumors previously submitted to a contest in Fight On! Magazine.

01 - A prominent merchant is dealing in slaves.

02 - That isn't just hog meat in the most popular sausage in town.

03 - The wife of the mayor has a tattoo that is a map to treasure.

04 - The magistrate isn't allowed back in the brothel.

05 - The place to buy or sell stolen goods is behind the stable.

06 - In the next town they grow apples that give people prophetic dreams.

07 - The real leader of the bandits is the jeweler.

08 - Under the floor of the barracks is a demon shrine.

09 - The High Priest keeps a mistress.

10 - There's a cave a mile outside town where smugglers hide loot.

11 - The blacksmith is blackmailing people and hides secrets in a tree stump.

12 - The dragon slayer is a woman.

13 - The gate guards take bribes.

14 - The stone mason likes wearing dresses and playing "elf".

15 - The secret passage under the walls is in a crypt.

16 - For 100 gold pieces you can buy a map of the keep from the barber.

17 - His Lordship's daughter secretly works in the brothel.

18 - If you want to know where the bodies are buried ask the rope maker.

19 - Inside the town square statue is a fortune in gems.

20 - An assassin was hired by the Baron to kill his brother.


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