Random Table: Who is that Drunkard? part 5

This is part 5 of a random table of tavern patrons submitted to Fight On! Magazine.

Random tavern patrons #81 through 100 of d100:

81 - An artisan carving images on an animal skull.

82 - Someone pretending a broom is a horse.

83 - A prudish old woman berating everyone about their loose morals.

84 - Someone that looks similar to the wanted posted outside.

85 - A toothless fellow that occasionally mutters Nope and shakes his head.

86 - A passed out wizard whose tiny companion sits nearby bored.

87 = The captain of the guard giving a lecture to the animal head on the wall.

88 - Two middle aged, bearded gents debating whose idea it was.

89 - A collector of swords that wants to examine any noticeable sword.

90 - The queen of a great kingdom, or so she says.

91 - A long-haired individual in robes with back to the room.

92 - A squat, pudgy individual with spectacles.

93 - A beggar wearing new looking shoes.

94 - A local rope maker weeping while preparing a noose.

95 - A hunter feasting on the bird he caught and had prepared.

96 - A beautiful young woman dressed all in scarlet.

97 - The winner of a race across town from another pub.

98 - The town barber, hands shaking badly.

99 - A soaking wet individual claiming to have survived falling in the well.

100 - A noisy group at a table, rolling strangely shaped dice and cheering about having slain a dragon.


There you have it, all 100 results for the drunk tavern patrons!

Random Table: Who is that Drunkard part 4

This random table of part 4 of 5, d100 tavern patrons #61 through 80 from a list submitted to a contest in Fight On! Magazine

Patrons #61 through 80:

61 - A teenager with one hand missing.

62 - Robed singers with facial tattoos of runes and symbols.

63 - A member of local nobility and retinue.

64 - A messenger with a pouch of wax sealed notes.

65 - A leather tanner smelling of urine.

66 - Two elderly persons sorting through a pile of scrolls and parchment.

67 - The jailer complaining to the room about the prisoners.

68 - Two big men in a drinking contest.

69 - An animal trainer with a ferret.

70 - A spice merchant.

71 - A group of people having beetle fights on their table and wagering on the outcome.

72 - A person with badly scarred face and hands.

73 - A thin waif crawling about making cat noises.

74 - Twins, one with bright red hair, the other with bright white hair.

75 - A heavy man sitting on a tall fellow and refusing to let him up.

76 - A tall bearded man smoking a pipe.

77 - A farmer sharing some bread and beer with a duck.

78 - Three hooded individuals whispering together in a dim corner.

79 - Two harlots arguing about a customer.

80 - A witch hunter staring at everyone that comes in.


Part 5 #s 81 through 100 will be posted in a couple days.

Random table: Who is that Drunkard part 3

This random table was submitted to a contest in Fight On! Magazine.

Part 3 tavern patrons #41 through 60:

41 - A chimney sweep covered in soot.

42 - A peddler selling flowers from a wicker basket.

43 - Two squires discussing arrangements for a duel between their masters.

44 - A rug merchant arguing with a weaver about quality of materials.

45 - A short fellow in oversized, dented, rusty armor.

46 - A girl with sticks and leaves in her hair and clothing.

47 - Wedding celebrants.

48 - A religious pilgrim.

49 - A troupe of acrobats.

50 - A scribe copying a text.

51 - Three midwives gossiping.

52 - An amorous couple.

53 - Veteran mercenaries.

54 - A stable hand with boots covered in muck and wet straw.

55 - A jeweler examining precious stones for a prospector.

56 - A flamboyantly dressed obese woman with lots of jewelry.

57 - A tax collector and guards.

58 - A cobbler measuring a customer for new footwear.

59 - A table surrounded by 5 unconscious patrons.

60 - Acolytes from a foreign church that don't speak the local language.


Part 4 patron #s 61 through 80 will be up in a couple days.

Random Table: Who is that Drunkard? part 2

This is part 2 of a random tavern patron table submitted to a contest in Fight On! Magazine.

Tavern patrons #21 through 40:

21 - A traveling entertainer passed out.

22 - A foreign diplomat and servant.

23 - A falconer wit an annoyed bird.

24 - The butch and baker placing lit candles on an unconscious man.

25 - Several porters in a local Lord's livery.

26 - A carpenter picking splinters from his hands.

27 - Three town guards betting on what other patrons are doing.

28 - An old woman mumbling something to nobody visible.

29 - An unconscious person in ragged clothing curled up next to an old dog.

30 - Someone that could be the identical twin of a party member.

31 - A group of well armed people sorting a bag of dirt encrusted coins.

32 - A pale gentleman telling stories of ancient times.

33 - A dancer.

34 - Two large men arm wrestling.

35 - The limner that just repainted the tavern sign.

36 - The local fletcher.

37 - A blacksmith with singed hair.

38 - A blind woman reading palms.

39 - A robed person petting a multi-colored toad.

40 - Refuges from a nearby town.


Part 3 #s 41 through 60 coming in a couple days.

Random Table: Who is that Drunkard? part 1

This random tavern patron table was originally submitted to a contest in Fight On! Magazine.

Part 1 #s 1 through 20 of 100 patrons:

01 - A farmer whose crops or livestock were recently lost or destroyed.

02 - A former apprentice to a local wizard.

03 - The jealous wife of a guard.

04 - A free spending merchant.

05 - A tailor known to serve wealthy clientele.

06 - A guard of the nearby brothel.

07 - A bounty hunter.

08 - A high priest or priestess of the temple.

09 - An angry father looking for the taker of his daughter's virtue.

10 - A poor peddler trying to sell small carvings or trinkets.

11 - A small lost looking child with crumpled papers in hand.

12 - A proud pig farmer going around showing off an unusual piglet.

13 - Half a dozen mourners dressed in black.

14 - A cartographer staring at a torn map fragment.

15 - The rat catcher.

16 - Three well dressed men.

17 - A veiled woman with a small black box on her table.

18 - A one-eyed harlot.

19 - The local magistrate or town elder.

20 - Two grave diggers tossing and catching a knife.


Part two #s 21 through 40 coming in a couple days.