"Whoa, quit stomping in cow manure! You'll ruin your nice new boots!" Embuk looked perturbed as Mercilinda stomped in her third cow turd.
Mercilinda grinned and kicked a particularly juicy clod of shit in Embuk's direction. "Not to worry, these beautiful boots are magically protected from getting dirty."
These boots are made from the finest white leather, polished to a bright shine. With a permanent Prestidigitation cantrip of cleaning, these boots can be used in the filthiest of conditions and never get dirty.
Item Availability: Common. User: 1st level or higher. Cost: 50 to 100 gold pieces.
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