Thursday Knights

The Eberron campaign continues.

I wasn't feeling well thanks to severe allergies triggering asthma. If you're coughing and having trouble breathing there's no point trying to play an online game that depends on vocal input.

So I asked another player what I missed. Here's the short version.

The party made their way further into the island's jungle. They located a clearing occupied by some primative elves that worship a stone head which talks to them. (Think Zardoz).

They were commanded to find the party and went off to do just that. After a bit of time the party climbed into the head finding it empty, except for a narrow passage at the back.

After squeezing through the crack they discovered the long decayed remains of what might have been adventurers on the floor of a room which had a large round hole in the ceiling. Amid the remains was a pile of magical shit, er I mean items including platemail, a mace (which Ennark was given), a light stone, and a luck stone.

Climbing up through the hole it was learned that this was a toilet for a giant's home.

That's what I was given, but it was enough to know that the head was an outlet for the gasses from the toilet. So, yes, the elves worship a potty mouth.

We play again tonight so hopefully I can participate as normal. Air quality alerts look good.